I'M SO MAD

Posted the 2/12/2025

I went back to sleep after waking up at 5 AM & was finally dreaming about TF2. It was so cool, it seemed like a SFM animation but into a real house, but I was worried that I actually turned off my alarm clock although I just dreamed about doing it.

I was a RED Soldier & I was hunting tiny desk RED Engineers like in Tom & Jerry ( friendly fire, but whatever ). I managed to catch the little piece of meat after blocking the entrance of his nest ( a hole inside the wall ). I was licking his face like cats do to torture their live prey, with their sharp tongue.

I couldn't purr in the dream but I was so pleased at the idea of chopping into the raw, live RED Engineer, but I dropped my prey when seeing BLU Soldier next to me. He was so close, I could feel the warmth emanating from his body, I was too happy to worry about my team colour ( it was the exact instant I realised I am RED by the way ).

I don't know how we managed to do that with our helmets on but we started to lick eachother's tongue. It didn't feel weird or disgusting, it actually was very comfortable ( I was dreaming after all, it probably feels disgusting in real life ). Then could feel his hand unfastening my pants & playing with my cock & balls.

It felt really nice but like a dumbass, I worried about my alarm being turned off & being late for class, so I intentionally woke up. It's only when waking up that I realised I did not turn off my alarm clock & I still had 30 minutes of sleep left. I had the closest thing to getting cuddled by Soldier TF2 & I ruined everything because I always worry about studies even when I'm SLEEPING. I probably never will dream about BLU Soldier again & I never will be happy in my life.

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GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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