SHITS EUKA SAYS

This is where I post useless articles (ramblings, copypastas) and updates. Some articles here are archived from Newgrounds, but I want to make sure that I won't lose them.


UPDATE 31/05/2026 (Site Improvements)

I spent my weekend improving my Neocities ; it now has a gallery with ( mostly ) all of my artworks since 2023. [...]

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RUBY ( 'DOC ) IS THE BEST RUBY AND NO ONE CAN PROVE ME OTHERWISE

Posted the 15/05/2026

I rewatched Steven Universe because I remembered of how much I loved Garnet and the Rubies when I was a kid. Now that I watched the original, uncensored version of this show, I can properly claim that Ruby ( also known as 'Doc' ) is the best Ruby and that her title is indisputable. [...]

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UPDATE 11/11/2025 (Switched to Neocities)

I noticed yesterday that my Strawpage got mysteriously destroyed. I decided to switch to Neocities as a result ; I don't see the point of keeping a Strawpage up if all anon messages and drawings get censored anyway. [...]

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I'M SCARED

Posted the 17/08/2024

This morning, I had a dream about meeting pals from a school – in which I never went – at an Action shop in France. It was all fun & giggles until I walked in the shop & I found My Little Pony porn magazines, up to reach for people of any age. [...]

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WHY THE SOLDIER FROM TF2 HAS THE BEST LEGS (WITH PICTURES)

Posted the 23/07/2024

I already said this many times, but I will repeat : Soldier has the best legs out of the nine mercenaries. People can simp the fast twink [Scout] all they want, but nothing beats Soldier's iron legs. [...]

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